According to the celebrity wedding rumor mill, pretty much every famous couple you've ever heard of—and some couples you've maybe never heard of—will be getting engaged or married over the next few months! Exciting stuff! If any of it's true. Which of these rumors do we believe?
Brad Pitt&Angelina Jolie
After making headlines earlier this week for undergoing a preventative double mastectomy, Angelina Jolie has the media buzzing once again. According to the Daily Mail, "Angie has said [her wedding to Brad Pitt] will happen sooner rather than later." Following the couple's 2011 engagement there were rumblings of a wedding at Chateau Mirval, their estate in France, but the Daily Mail is now reporting that the wedding will be elsewhere—possibly in another country, such as Cambodia or Haiti—due to security concerns. Read the full story here.
Cam & Mitch on Modern Family
Gay marriage isn't legal in California (yet!) but the ACLU is pressing ABC to air a wedding between Modern Family's super-cute two-daddy couple, Cam and Mitch. (I spotted the gossip on LAist. You could always marry in NYC, fellas!) Their petition reads: "The freedom to marry is spreading. So it's time for America's biggest, red-beard-iest prime-time couple to get hitched in front of millions of American viewers." Check out the full invitation here—and RSVP to let ABC know you'd totally tune in to see Cam and Mitch say "I do"!
Kim Kardashian&Kanye West
OK! magazine's big cover story this week "reveals" that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are planning to elope in Paris. (One hundred and eighty degrees away, competing rag mag InTouch is reporting this week that Kanye is gay.) I refuse to read OK! {Yes, I have standards, albeit low ones. } but I'm guessing the wedding would have to happen post-baby, because Kim's rapidly approaching the time when it's not recommended for a pregnant mama to fly. I am kind of wondering why they're not engaged yet (I just thought they would be—I don't think they need to rush!) but I don't know if the fact that a settlement has been reached means Kim's divorce is official. Read the full story here.
Johnny Depp&Amber Heard
Since we've already tread into "ridiculous" territory (see above) I might as well mention that the National Enquirer is reporting that Johnny Depp asked Amber Heard to be his Mrs. on her birthday, April 22. "Johnny is said to have realized how much 27-year-old Amber means to him so has taken steps to prove it to her." Because apparently a nice necklace or something wouldn't have been sufficient "proof" after all these, um, months they've been dating. Read the full story here.
Which of these weddings do you think will happen?
I think No. 1 will happen in 2013. I hope, hope, hope No. 2 happens. I think No. 3 will eventually happen (although maybe not in Paris) but probably post-baby. And I don't believe No. 4 at all!