Look, I totally bought it when I heard rumor that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were planning to swap vows at Versailles. I'm not the only one who assumed this wedding is going to be three-ring circus, right?
But it seems the bride and groom might surprise us: "We're having a super-super-small, intimate wedding," Kim told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show today. "As we go along, we're realizing we want it to be smaller and more intimate than people are imagining and thinking."
Of course their definition of "small" might be different from mine, so we'll have to let the length of the guest list speak for itself, but these details, at least, seem certain: The ceremony will happen in Paris, and it's all going down later this year.
Do you think Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will actually hold a small wedding? Or will it be, like, small, compared with the Super Bowl?