The ink is barely dry on Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' divorce papers, but Kris Jenner is already itching to see Kim walk down the aisle for a third time.
Kris confirmed on The Talk yesterday that Kim and Kanye West—new parents to baby North—have no immediate plans to exchange vows. "They're not getting married—that I know about it. Not right now, that I know."
Asked The Talk's Julie Chen: "Why aren't they getting married?"
"I don't know. Why aren't Kourtney and Scott getting married?" Kris asked of her oldest daughter and her longtime boyfriend, who are parents to two. "It's so annoying! I'm a little annoyed. I've tried to just take a backseat, keep my mouth shut, and learn that this is the way they're doing this. I don't know where they got this because I'm very old-fashioned that way."
I'm not sure why I have perspective that Kris Jenner doesn't, since she's Kim's mom and all, but clearly doing things the old-fashioned way didn't work out for Kim. TWICE. (And P.S. Kris, keeping your mouth shut means NOT talking about the topic at hand on national television, just FYI.)
I mean, Kim and Kanye have BARELY been dating for a year. She has two divorces under her belt, and he has one broken engagement. I think we can all agree that getting married (or engaged) doesn't guarantee that a couple will live happily ever after. Need further proof?
EXHIBIT A Kourtney and Scott have been together for SEVEN years. Sure, there have been some bumps in the road, but they seem to have gotten to a solid place without saying "I do."
EXHIBIT B Kris Jenner herself was, of course, married to Robert Kardashian, but swapping vows didn't keep them together "till death do us part." They divorced in 1990 after 12 years of marriage and four kids.
With that in mind, I'd love it if Kris Jenner could fade into the background for once and accept that mayyyyybe Mama DOESN'T always know best.
I mean, I'm all for a baby growing up in a happy, stable home with two loving parents, but I'm smart enough to know that a marriage certificate doesn't guarantee that.
Does anyone else wish that Kris Jenner would exit stage left for a while? Do you think Kanye and Kim owe it to baby North to make it official?