In case anyone’s been hiding under a rock: Indiana Governor Mike Pense signed a controversial law two weeks ago that would allow business to turn away gay and lesbian customers. In response, Memories Pizza, a small restaurant in Walkerton, Indiana, announced it would never cater a gay wedding. (Which begs the question: Who serves takeout pizza at a wedding? But that’s beside the point.) The restaurant was forced to close its doors due to “incessant calls and media aggression,” but don’t fret about its pizza-tossing, anti-gay owners: Almost $850,000 was raised in their support on a GoFundMe page, and they’ve reportedly gone into hiding until all this blows over.
So now what are the pizza-loving engaged gays supposed to serve at their Indiana weddings? Never fear: Zach Braff and Donald Faison are coming to the rescue. In a speed boat, it seems.
If you really and truly want pizza for your gay wedding in Indiana... We will make it for you. @donald_faisonpic.twitter.com/y91qIkVoyt
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) April 3, 2015
Miley Cyrus and Ashton Kutcher have also spoken out against the law, which would go into effect on July 1. Arnold Schwarzenegger slammed it in The Washington Post. And James Van Der Beek rallied against hate on Instagramand made a FunnyOrDie video with Anna Camp mocking the law.
But really, who’s serving takeout pizza at a wedding? Does the law totally freak you out too? Or do you think business owners should be allowed to turn away bride-bride or groom-groom couples—or any gay customers, as they see fit?